My thoughts on De Klassieker (Explicit)

In Schroder’s Thoughts, AjaxDaily writer Lukas Schroder reviews the last week from the perspective of a somewhat cynical Ajax-fan. New pieces will come out every wednesday.

I’m in the middle of my test week at university, so I couldn’t construct these thoughts into a coherent story. I’m truly sorry. Anyway, here is an exclusive insight into my mind when I watch Ajax – Feyenoord, slightly uncensored and straightly copied from my notepad on my phone.

  • Okay, let’s do this. Excited.
  • This. Is. Amazing. Gudelj injured. Serves him right for blocking me on Twitter. (he did, actually, after I mentioned him in a rant after he started against Celta. If you want to block me as well, my name is @LukasSchroder.)
  • El Ahmadi is going to be send off. Heard it here first. (when he kicked Dolberg after 25 seconds)
  • Traore is so incredibly not a*sed. Again. It’s so unbelievably annoying to see him not give a sh*t.
  • I always wonder why El Ahmadi can kick everyone because he’s passionate, but Traore is gross when he makes a slightly late tackle. Double standards.
  • Dolberg has to ask Messi for some naps under his shoes. He is on his ass for the majority of three games now.
  • NO SINKGRAVEN NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE… NO.
  • I love Onana.
  • The football hipsters on Twitter think Sinkgraven is having a good game. Must be missing some exPG or whatever myself.
  • Bertrand should be substituted.
  • As long as it’s not for El Ghazi.
  • Feyenoord is getting so many chances now it’s a matter of time before we score.
  • How come Davinson always is our best player? He is unreal.
  • KASPER YES KASPER I LOVE YOU KASPER WITH THOSE AMAZING MESSISHOES I LOVE YOU
  • There’s no better sound in the world than a silent Kuip.
  • Look at us being the better team this half. Feyenoord should be scoring in no time then.
  • If we win this, I’m gonna replay the Kuyt-interview until eternity.
  • Great, El Ghazi coming. (sarcasticly)
  • Great, Traore staying on. (sarcasticly)
  • F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*cking sh*t team
  • You have one f*cking job.
  • Football hipsters uniting because Dijks got beaten by Kuyt there. As if, in holy hell, Sinkgraven would get that.
  • Jorgensen is just kicking Veltman there. But yeah. Passion.
  • At half time, I’d love this. Now? Sh*t result.
  • Now we’re only going to end 18 points above them in May.

So yeah. I’m going to get back to learning about some Greeks and Romans. Next week I will be back with some paragraphs. And probably no cursewords. Or maybe. I don’t f*cking know.

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